She died suddenly and in a way that hurt a lot of people — which most of us think probably pleased her. Or maybe not. Me, I thought she was looking forward to decades of abusing her daughter-in-law. The deceased had already made her displeasure over the girl known long before the wedding.
But the wedding went on anyway, and the woman didn’t really mess it up much. But the reception? Wow! Her heart failed and she keeled face first into the big, white cake. Kinda ruined the day, and every anniversary of that day since.
Some in town say she finally must be happy now.